Thursday, February 19, 2009

Quote(s) of the Day, Vol. 2

Professor in Biology of Disease:

"Vitamin D can be toxic. Especially to rabbits. You can kill as many rabbits as you want with a bottle of Vitamin D... if killing rabbits is your goal."

Professor in Parasitology:

"In humans, this can cause some intestinal upset, some gas and whatnot. But usually you and your tapeworm are very happy together."

2 comments:

  1. OK, you are soooo gross! And I thought the only way to kill rabbits was to do pregnancy testing...old school, I guess.

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  2. Don't blame me for the grossness... blame my professors! This is the level of humor that my many $$$ of tuition are supporting... :-)

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