Monday, March 30, 2009

Quote of the Day, Vol. 4

Professor in Biology of Disease (sure get a lot of good quotes from him) has just defined "bacteremia" as the presence of bacteria in the blood.

Professor: Do any of you all have bacteremia today?

(No one responds.)

Professor: If you brush your teeth or take a bowel movement, you become bacteremic. (Pause.) I suggest that you do.

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